After a week with my new baby, I decided to make a list of 10 things I did, and here are some books I found. what to expect when you’re expecting We didn’t mention what you do in your new baby’s first week. enjoy.
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Every day, Jehovah’s Witnesses, JV baseball team fundraisers, and landscaper’s lawyers ring doorbells, bark dogs, and wake children. It’s spring, so you’re a target.
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I spent two hours talking with my internet provider to temporarily split my 5GHZ home router’s spectrum band into dual spectrum bands of 5GHZ and 2.4GHZ. Owlet smart sock monitor It only operates in the 2.4GHZ spectrum band according to the instructions which can only be read after purchasing the product.
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Mention as many pop culture references to your wife as possible about what the baby is like. Among me were Clan, Kuato, Mr. Magoo, and Hans Molman (the baby was temporarily jaundiced at birth).
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In demo mode, you can immediately start arranging furniture, phone charging plugs, kitchen counter appliances, and more to make your home flow baby-friendly. No matter how much you predicted or planned it.
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In the middle of the night, I run to the pharmacy, which is open all night, to get a prescription that was out of stock when everyone got home from the hospital.
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Eat all 10 Little Debbies and the hospital’s cheesecake desserts during your two-day stay.
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You need to buy a new big screen TV and install it in your living room. Because the old TV in the house is going to break this week and he can’t turn on Bluey in the morning before school.
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Childcare costs aren’t going to get any cheaper, so refinance and sign a loan agreement to reduce your monthly debt payments.
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As they fight over who gets to play together next, they have to watch out for the older sibling who accidentally breaks the baby’s leg like a wishbone.
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Trader Dog Gus’s “private” areas are wiped down with medicated wipes twice a day due to rashes from kennel visits.
What else can books not teach you?
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